"Everyone's Mother."

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Okay, I know I'm dropping the ball a little. This update came rather late in the afternoon. But I'm really trying to do alot around this time, and as I said, Summer is a difficult time for me. One day I will explain, but until then, just keep trucking.

Personally, I think this Offtime is really cute. I wanted to give it a caption, but we thought it was good by itself. If it had gotten a caption, it would have said, " By the looks of it, he's bouncing them."
Let me know if you thought that caption would've been a funny addition.

"Delightful, is it not? It's not."

Yeeeeeaaaa, I kinda didn't update yesterday. I can explain! I was really busy researching things for my Channel.
In fact, today, I just uploaded this. I'll put up an Offtime next Thursday, but until then, just enjoy the other stuff.

"Choke On This!"

So Thursday's post isn't an Offtime, it's a small comic that I threw up so I wouldn't have to put up an Offtime. I know it seems like I'm dodging responsibilities, but I'm just focusing on a lot right now. As for this, I really can't give you a clear description. It's a cute, cuddly character that meets a deranged scientist. Typical stuff.
Hmmm, I might actually continue with this.

"Christina Aguilera Has Some Messed Up Teeth!"

Today is the first Tuesday I'm purposely not updating. As you read in my post, ( "30th post Horrible announcement") I'm only updating on Thursdays now. But onto what I wanted to blog about. Today I visited my local Dentist, it was completely pointless, and a waste of time. I wouldn't say that's too harsh a settlement because ultimately, she just chiseled my teeth (Removing perfectly good tooth) to make them a little more refined. I had no cavities, so they didn't have that to worry about.  But they also violently scraped plaque from places where plaque should be, leaving my teeth feeling like they wanted to fall out. Then, if that wasn't humiliating and painful enough, she added a little fluoride something goo to put on my teeth before I left. To basically, make my mouth taste like chemical cleaner instead of blood, and cause my lips to stick together like nobody's business. After the first part was done, she left for like 30 minutes while I was just stuck in that chair. Fortunately, there was a TV in there, and it was set to E. So I watched this long special about Christina Aguilera.
It was about her rise to fame, and her marriage to that Jewish guy you know she could do better than. But I'm beginning to ramble...

When everything was finished they gave me a toothbrush, some toothpaste, and an aching mouth. Ironically, I don't think I'll smile for the rest of the day. ;| And if you get your teeth done, you'd think you'd want to flaunt them. But no, I just want to crawl into bed and wait for my teeth to settle in their places.

Because D.V.S forced me too.

blah blah blah...

30th post! (Horrible announcement)

As of today, and until further notice, UnNaturalOfftime will only update on Thursdays now, instead if Tuesdays & Thursdays. I'm doing this because Summer is not a very good time for me. (Nor was spring break.) I'll explain one day why these times are so stressful for me, but until then...this. But don't really worry, I have a lot of content on my Channel to keep you satisfied. That's all for now, see ya. ;)

"WTF?!?!?"

This is actually an old one that just got a huge makeover. Forgive the outdated look of this chatroom, but I made this when I was 11, back before I had any idea what a real one looked like. Matter fact, I still don't.
What else...OH! I just got some videos in stock yesterday, so now my Channel will be always prepared. Please, forgive my grammar today, I didn't get much sleep last night.

"Make a joke"

3 years ago I probably would've uploaded this with a D for suggestive language, but now, I can easily file this under Oddly Appropriate without any hesitation. The world has declined a little bit in that way...

But about this Offtime, it's cute, it's a little funny, and you click to enlarge.
Also, addressing the issue about Ian Dialian. The new episode should be up definitely before the next month.
I just need to burn through all the story I have so I can get it done.