"Correct Grooming"

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So today is really busy. Our trash can was stolen, so we're dealing with that. The recovery will be difficult, but... *sniff*... I'll buy another.

Now let's talk about this here Offtime, it's cute, clever, and the first Offtime I ever enhanced on the computer. So in a special way, it's the first Offtime. Seems apt that this should be the last. Like I said, my collection of Offtimes is gone, and unless I'm suddenly 9 years old again at some point, there won't be anymore. This site existed to refurbish my old work and show both the reader and myself the inner-workings of a child's sense of comedy. Looking back on this stuff, I was pleasantly surprised. I'm leaving this blog up so I can always remember the stuff I did when I was little, and then the stuff I did with that stuff when I was a teen. I'll always cherish the past, but here's to the future!
check the YouTube Channel!

"What's on TV?"

I highly recommend checking it out. It's about professional wrestling, and how you could honestly view it sometimes. I'm can't remember how shocked my family must've been when I handed them a drawing of a gay kiss. The things kids think of. Took guts to make it, though. I also admire the general artwork here. I was never very good at drawing kisses, TVs, couches or heads at an angle. Could draw the male body, though...

To this day, I can't watch wrestling unless I'm specifically in the mood or something. It doesn't help knowing it's faker than latex. I really liked it. That's why I made it, and put it up here. ;)

"For Cheap Amusement!"

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So, I'm very busy. But in a fun way! I making a movie for one of my YouTube friends. Yes, she's just a friend.
But on the bad side, my Offtime collection is depleting. I'll have to start making more, and that's not something I planned on doing. Personally,

I'm really proud of myself. This Offtime used to actually be vulgar, but I figured out a way to change it so it's kiddy safe, (Oddly Appropriate) but still funny! For all of you who must know what it used to say, fine. On the chamber where it says, "The Sitter." It used to say, "Sit n' Screw." An overly crass term for doing nothing. (One of it's uses.)

"Everyone's Mother."

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Okay, I know I'm dropping the ball a little. This update came rather late in the afternoon. But I'm really trying to do alot around this time, and as I said, Summer is a difficult time for me. One day I will explain, but until then, just keep trucking.

Personally, I think this Offtime is really cute. I wanted to give it a caption, but we thought it was good by itself. If it had gotten a caption, it would have said, " By the looks of it, he's bouncing them."
Let me know if you thought that caption would've been a funny addition.

"WTF?!?!?"

This is actually an old one that just got a huge makeover. Forgive the outdated look of this chatroom, but I made this when I was 11, back before I had any idea what a real one looked like. Matter fact, I still don't.
What else...OH! I just got some videos in stock yesterday, so now my Channel will be always prepared. Please, forgive my grammar today, I didn't get much sleep last night.

"At Least He's Handy"

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I like this one...
Today is gonna be busy for me. I have to make some new videos just so I have them in stock, I need to make some changes on my Channel, and I need to write the next edition of Ian Dialian.
Also, I'm hosting a small competition. Details in the sidebar.

This Offtime was an easy idea. Since I couldn't draw a hand,
I needed to trace my own. It got laughs from everyone I gave it to, but for some reason I still wish I had added more blood...

"Highest Definition Available, 2160p"

As you may or may not know, HD is more than a buzzword, its a way of life. Everything has to 16:9 in order to get some attention. Most of my videos are in that format, and are available in HD. But when I tried uploading this by the totally legal means of 2160p, it backfired, erased what was there, and replaced it with this banner. It still gave me a laugh, so I left it up here. ;)

Also, new look today. I got rid of that strip-club black and replaced it with calming white.

"Like us"

So, this is an HD Offtime. The shaping is different, and in my opinion, it's more recent and up to date! Most of comments are gonna be about those weirdos in the lower right corner. I just went all out to make it the weirdest group of people you've ever seen. I like the guy in the middle who appears to be drooling. Ironically, this comic site has taken a backseat, while the YouTube channel with the same name is my main interest.

"Feared, Respected, Fearful, Retired."

So this is what a recent Offtime is like. It's in HD, we have our format down, and the artwork is a little better.
Unfortunately, the size is so big it oversteps the boundaries. My only real worry is about what the Veteran is wearing. It looks like a skirt of some sort when in reality it's supposed to be like a robe. It's a classic story, old man who fears every nation rising up again is really just a racist who can't accept change. Don't get me wrong, I respect certain war Veterans, even though this Offtime may not convey that message. My Sister used to be in an interracial relationship, and we all loved her boyfriend! He was funny, ever-trying, and could fix stuff up around our house. He even proposed...TWICE! :D

Short story shorter, Offtimes will air in a correct schedule from now on.