Today is the first Tuesday I'm purposely not updating. As you read in my post, ( "30th post Horrible announcement") I'm only updating on Thursdays now. But onto what I wanted to blog about. Today I visited my local Dentist, it was completely pointless, and a waste of time. I wouldn't say that's too harsh a settlement because ultimately, she just chiseled my teeth (Removing perfectly good tooth) to make them a little more refined. I had no cavities, so they didn't have that to worry about. But they also violently scraped plaque from places where plaque should be, leaving my teeth feeling like they wanted to fall out. Then, if that wasn't humiliating and painful enough, she added a little fluoride something goo to put on my teeth before I left. To basically, make my mouth taste like chemical cleaner instead of blood, and cause my lips to stick together like nobody's business. After the first part was done, she left for like 30 minutes while I was just stuck in that chair. Fortunately, there was a TV in there, and it was set to E. So I watched this long special about Christina Aguilera.
It was about her rise to fame, and her marriage to that Jewish guy you know she could do better than. But I'm beginning to ramble...
When everything was finished they gave me a toothbrush, some toothpaste, and an aching mouth. Ironically, I don't think I'll smile for the rest of the day. ;| And if you get your teeth done, you'd think you'd want to flaunt them. But no, I just want to crawl into bed and wait for my teeth to settle in their places.
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