"Correct Grooming"

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So today is really busy. Our trash can was stolen, so we're dealing with that. The recovery will be difficult, but... *sniff*... I'll buy another.

Now let's talk about this here Offtime, it's cute, clever, and the first Offtime I ever enhanced on the computer. So in a special way, it's the first Offtime. Seems apt that this should be the last. Like I said, my collection of Offtimes is gone, and unless I'm suddenly 9 years old again at some point, there won't be anymore. This site existed to refurbish my old work and show both the reader and myself the inner-workings of a child's sense of comedy. Looking back on this stuff, I was pleasantly surprised. I'm leaving this blog up so I can always remember the stuff I did when I was little, and then the stuff I did with that stuff when I was a teen. I'll always cherish the past, but here's to the future!
check the YouTube Channel!

Back From The Drawing Board.

Just a random drawing...

Hey you guys. it's been a loooooooong time, hasn't it? The channel has been going well, I've been working on numerous other projects, and I'm not about to make another Offtime. Sorry. XD
Anyhow, it was nice to revisit the place. Who knows, maybe one day this could be the most popular site in the world!

"Another bus?"

It's been a gooood long while since the last update. But you should notice that since then, we've gained some new additions to the site. Like...UnNaturalOfftime

somewhere...out there...

So sorry it's been two weeks without an update.
But on the brightside, I started a new channel that did pretty well it's first few days. I'm going to guest star on another podcast to talk about it this Saturday. While on that podcast, I intend to reveal some shocking news about the future of unnaturalofftime the YouTube Channel. I know this post was weirdly named, I don't know why I called it that either.

If my new vision for unnaturalofftime works, a new blog could be in the mix...
I know, I don't even update this regularly. ;)

10 Minutes To Midnight

I'm glad I managed to get a post out today. Sadly, no update. But I did manage a new video on my Channel.
Love you guys, bye.

I'll be back next week of course. ;)

SuperMerch is down. ;(

That blog has finally been put to sleep. Mostly because no one liked it, it didn't look very good, and the posts weren't that funny. But enough self beat down! I've created UNOMAIN, a new header site for everything I'm doing and working on. I hope to make it the place where I talk about random life crap and upcoming videos...as opposed to that place being here.

So if I have a big announcement, I'll try to post it there. ;)

WTG Zelda with ya' bad self!

"Ain't she just stunning!?"

This is supposed to be Zelda from the famed gaming series you might have heard of. At least this is just my version of her. This drawing is actually cropped from a rejected Offtime. Imagine Link at the other side of the page, holding a pink Triforce symbol. And he says, "Zelda, guess what!"

As you can imagine, that was canned. Partially because if you know some history, pink triangles were the sign gay people had to wear in Hitler's weird world. But mostly because, it wasn't that funny.

NEW VIDEO

Check this out. Yes, it's unnaturalofftime related.

THEY CUT ME!!!!

"If you saw the full version of this, you'd think I was racist."

Though they didn't cut me, I enjoyed my first guest appearance on DJG and CCE's podcast. Watch it here! But in other news, no Offtime yesterday. And instead, this. But the image in combination with my appearance on someone's show, should compensate fairly well.

Thursday's Offtime?

As you know, today a new Offtime would've gone up. Well that's not happening. Because as I've said, I'm out of Offtimes. I do however, have an interesting substitute I can do here. Unfortunately, I can't do that right now. See, my mom dragged me to her job with her. The computer I'm telling all this on doesn't have any of my files. So hopefully, I'll get an update up later today. In lighter news, One of my YouTube pals invited me to guest star on one of his podcasts. Will I take up his offer? I haven't decided yet. I'd ask for your opinions, but I know no one reads this. {:)

Family Guy DYNOMITE! (This vid is so funny)

"Special President Money"

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As I said, Offtime counts are depleting. And because of such, I might start uploading other things on Thursday. But It'll still be worth the tune in!

Today's offtime is almost entirely my idea, the rest of it can be credited to parSec.  The main joke was mine, but it was parsec who decided on which President to go with. I originally wanted James Buchanan for some reason. And the delivery man used to say something much worse, although, I realized that that didn't improve the humor at all.

"For Cheap Amusement!"

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So, I'm very busy. But in a fun way! I making a movie for one of my YouTube friends. Yes, she's just a friend.
But on the bad side, my Offtime collection is depleting. I'll have to start making more, and that's not something I planned on doing. Personally,

I'm really proud of myself. This Offtime used to actually be vulgar, but I figured out a way to change it so it's kiddy safe, (Oddly Appropriate) but still funny! For all of you who must know what it used to say, fine. On the chamber where it says, "The Sitter." It used to say, "Sit n' Screw." An overly crass term for doing nothing. (One of it's uses.)

"Everyone's Mother."

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Okay, I know I'm dropping the ball a little. This update came rather late in the afternoon. But I'm really trying to do alot around this time, and as I said, Summer is a difficult time for me. One day I will explain, but until then, just keep trucking.

Personally, I think this Offtime is really cute. I wanted to give it a caption, but we thought it was good by itself. If it had gotten a caption, it would have said, " By the looks of it, he's bouncing them."
Let me know if you thought that caption would've been a funny addition.

"Make a joke"

3 years ago I probably would've uploaded this with a D for suggestive language, but now, I can easily file this under Oddly Appropriate without any hesitation. The world has declined a little bit in that way...

But about this Offtime, it's cute, it's a little funny, and you click to enlarge.
Also, addressing the issue about Ian Dialian. The new episode should be up definitely before the next month.
I just need to burn through all the story I have so I can get it done. 

Your Ex Boyfriend (READ THE FULL POST!)

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So today should be fun, I'm editing a funny Sims vid I can put on my Channel, I'm getting more YouTube friends, and I finally topped 1400 total video views. (And counting of course)

This is another cute Offtime I made. I feel it symbolizes the time when
you leave someone for something new. Someone you know your parents wouldn't approve of. ...Basically, it's like leaving your boyfriend for a black guy. It's always fun for the first few days, then you get tired of it. :D

And should you see your Ex at another point in time, don't say something hurtful, but let them know...you know.

"Utter Cop-out"

I really don't have time to blog on the one, I'm in horrible leg pain so I have to keep moving. That doesn't make much sense does it? Though this Offtime fits the mood of the day, (rushed with no effort)
It was made a good while before this date. It's not even HD!

"At Least He's Handy"

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I like this one...
Today is gonna be busy for me. I have to make some new videos just so I have them in stock, I need to make some changes on my Channel, and I need to write the next edition of Ian Dialian.
Also, I'm hosting a small competition. Details in the sidebar.

This Offtime was an easy idea. Since I couldn't draw a hand,
I needed to trace my own. It got laughs from everyone I gave it to, but for some reason I still wish I had added more blood...

"Highest Definition Available, 2160p"

As you may or may not know, HD is more than a buzzword, its a way of life. Everything has to 16:9 in order to get some attention. Most of my videos are in that format, and are available in HD. But when I tried uploading this by the totally legal means of 2160p, it backfired, erased what was there, and replaced it with this banner. It still gave me a laugh, so I left it up here. ;)

Also, new look today. I got rid of that strip-club black and replaced it with calming white.

"Like us"

So, this is an HD Offtime. The shaping is different, and in my opinion, it's more recent and up to date! Most of comments are gonna be about those weirdos in the lower right corner. I just went all out to make it the weirdest group of people you've ever seen. I like the guy in the middle who appears to be drooling. Ironically, this comic site has taken a backseat, while the YouTube channel with the same name is my main interest.