"What's on TV?"

I highly recommend checking it out. It's about professional wrestling, and how you could honestly view it sometimes. I'm can't remember how shocked my family must've been when I handed them a drawing of a gay kiss. The things kids think of. Took guts to make it, though. I also admire the general artwork here. I was never very good at drawing kisses, TVs, couches or heads at an angle. Could draw the male body, though...

To this day, I can't watch wrestling unless I'm specifically in the mood or something. It doesn't help knowing it's faker than latex. I really liked it. That's why I made it, and put it up here. ;)

"Horrific!"

So this Offtime is the second to last Offtime I have in stock. I'd make more, but I'm really occupied with all my other stuff. In good news, SuperMerch™ uploaded it's first new post in 2 months! And Underobs is still going strong. Oh yeah, I kinda have to describe this Offtime a little. There's a reason I waited this long to upload it. Look at it upside down, and you see a horrific scene with blood, and a stick person crying heavily over their bodies. Look at it rightside up, and the entire image resembles a happy face. Or, if you can't imagine that big, look at the head of the crying girl upside down. Her earrings are eyes, her open frown is a smile, and her stub of a nose is the underlip. And you can imagine that her tears are drool. This is probably very dark, but this is the most violent offtime to date, and hopefully not to be surpassed.

"Choke On This!"

So Thursday's post isn't an Offtime, it's a small comic that I threw up so I wouldn't have to put up an Offtime. I know it seems like I'm dodging responsibilities, but I'm just focusing on a lot right now. As for this, I really can't give you a clear description. It's a cute, cuddly character that meets a deranged scientist. Typical stuff.
Hmmm, I might actually continue with this.

"WTF?!?!?"

This is actually an old one that just got a huge makeover. Forgive the outdated look of this chatroom, but I made this when I was 11, back before I had any idea what a real one looked like. Matter fact, I still don't.
What else...OH! I just got some videos in stock yesterday, so now my Channel will be always prepared. Please, forgive my grammar today, I didn't get much sleep last night.

"The Hottest New Gameshow!" (S)

This Offtime has sexual references. *click to enlarge*

This one might qualify as an Offtime, it might not.
It's one both me and parSec made a long time ago. It's about stupid people who seal...important things for money. All the women who saw it of course, felt the need to inform us that female castration is an incredibly painful procedure, and in fact, shouldn't even be called a procedure because it's so barbaric and cruel. But of course after hearing that my reaction was, "Wow, that chick has it comin'!"

Top 5 Dirtiest Offtimes of 2010:

                          Let us start the countdown with this beaut!

#5   Okay, by now you may have figured out what exactly you're looking at. What can I say? It was a different time, a time when I thought that butts were funny in and of themselves. But whenever I read the caption for this, I get a huge grin that I just can't wipe off my face. ;)
                                     

 #4    Just because I put it in the countdown, doesn't mean I didn't like it. Despite what most people may think, there is a difference between dirty, and offensive. This Offtime may not be the best example, but the only reason you're seeing these Offtimes is because at a time, or even currently, we thought it was funny. If it was dirty and wasn't funny, I would've tossed it out. This was the first Risque Offtime I ever made. I was weary about what my editors would think. parSec, loved it. To this day it still cracks him up. His opinion matters to me because for the most part he has a good eye and ear for humor.
As to why I used the A-word, it just didn't have the same sting with the word, "butt"
Oh, yesterday I finally started a Youtube channel.

#3  Yet another one I thought was hilarious. It originally had an alternate captioning, but it was of course inferior to the one I went with. Explaining why I made this one might not be the best for my image. I originally got the idea from another Offtime I made. (one that won't be aired) Women seem to be obsessed with dark chocolate treats. So what if there was a chocolate that just...brought out the worst in them. After some work-through it ended up being what you see here today. Why was there profanity? Well let's face it, there was practically no way for this to end up otherwise. at least it's censored, which is more than I can say possibly for our final contenders.

 #2  I was thinking of HBO's Entourage when I made this. A show that's mostly just Italian guys swearing all the time. About either money, actors, or the Godfather. This makes number two because the swear at the end is more powerful, but it's censored. Entourage isn't entirely like I described it...they might not be Italian.

#1
If it was censored it would've been (TV 14 L), but since it wasn't, it gets promoted to (TV MA). Even though this is a comic, not a show. I again thank parSec for helping me out with all those business names. Ultimately, the entire gag was the new job name. Perhaps it could've spelled out something else, but it didn't. It makes number 1 in the countdown simply because it had the biggest swear and the least censoring.

This concludes the TOP 5 DIRTIEST OFFTIMES OF 2010. ;)
Check back May 4th when Offtime updates resume.
                           

"This Next Generation." (D)

This Offtime contains D for Dialogue. .click to enlarge.

I'm a little late getting this one up I know. I like to have them up at, or before 10:00, but some friends came over this morning and wanted to take me somewhere. Also, there have been some bugs going around. There's nothing I can do to fix them, so I hope that the higher ups can. But now to talk about this Offtime. The idea is simple, two stickmen walking through, one superior to the other in many ways. Unfortunately, he won't shut up about it. And then amazingly he builds himself up so high only to knock himself down by insulting the fellow next to him.

SuperMerch™ has ended their Spiderman March crusade, so they're not gonna be updating for a little bit. Does that mean that Offtime will be the only update made around here? Maybe...maybe not...

"Isn't that just rich?" (D)

     This Offtime contains (D) for dialogue. .click to enlarge.

This is one of the few Offtimes that parSec illustrated and I came up with the joke for. Well, I come with the joke for most of them, but I'll usually get someone to check to see if there are any major improvements that could be made. On the back of the paper used for this, is the original Offtime I came up with. It's just the scale ranging from Really poor to Piss rich. I had completely forgotten about Piss poor, and Piss rich was a parody of that in a way. I took it to parSec and he said that it had the potential, but that it wasn't presented in the best way. An illustration would be better. So he took the paper and started drawing this up, and that's how this Offtime came to be. ;)