"Correct Grooming"

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So today is really busy. Our trash can was stolen, so we're dealing with that. The recovery will be difficult, but... *sniff*... I'll buy another.

Now let's talk about this here Offtime, it's cute, clever, and the first Offtime I ever enhanced on the computer. So in a special way, it's the first Offtime. Seems apt that this should be the last. Like I said, my collection of Offtimes is gone, and unless I'm suddenly 9 years old again at some point, there won't be anymore. This site existed to refurbish my old work and show both the reader and myself the inner-workings of a child's sense of comedy. Looking back on this stuff, I was pleasantly surprised. I'm leaving this blog up so I can always remember the stuff I did when I was little, and then the stuff I did with that stuff when I was a teen. I'll always cherish the past, but here's to the future!
check the YouTube Channel!

Back From The Drawing Board.

Just a random drawing...

Hey you guys. it's been a loooooooong time, hasn't it? The channel has been going well, I've been working on numerous other projects, and I'm not about to make another Offtime. Sorry. XD
Anyhow, it was nice to revisit the place. Who knows, maybe one day this could be the most popular site in the world!

"Another bus?"

It's been a gooood long while since the last update. But you should notice that since then, we've gained some new additions to the site. Like...UnNaturalOfftime

I WAS UNDER A BUS FOR A WEEK!!!

Or two or 3 or 4 weeks...
I know I haven't updated recently, but if you watch my channels, CH1, CH2, then you know I'm often busy and tired. In news though, I launched a new format for a series on my second channel. It beat my last video's view count in just 3 days. (The video it beat took a week to get there)

I'm treating this as a sign that I should continue with this idea. ;)

somewhere...out there...

So sorry it's been two weeks without an update.
But on the brightside, I started a new channel that did pretty well it's first few days. I'm going to guest star on another podcast to talk about it this Saturday. While on that podcast, I intend to reveal some shocking news about the future of unnaturalofftime the YouTube Channel. I know this post was weirdly named, I don't know why I called it that either.

If my new vision for unnaturalofftime works, a new blog could be in the mix...
I know, I don't even update this regularly. ;)

10 Minutes To Midnight

I'm glad I managed to get a post out today. Sadly, no update. But I did manage a new video on my Channel.
Love you guys, bye.

I'll be back next week of course. ;)

50th Post! (Zelda & Company)

"At least he's straight."

It's so sad that the 50th post wasn't an actual Offtime, but I gaurantee the 100th will be! I should probably start working on a new season, but I'm swamped with channel stuff. So until everything kinda evens out, all of my blogs will slow to a halt. Anyway, on to the drawing!

They weren't actually together, I just CPed the happy fellow next to her and figured this would count as a post.
Sorry today's post was so late, here's to another 50 posts!

SuperMerch is down. ;(

That blog has finally been put to sleep. Mostly because no one liked it, it didn't look very good, and the posts weren't that funny. But enough self beat down! I've created UNOMAIN, a new header site for everything I'm doing and working on. I hope to make it the place where I talk about random life crap and upcoming videos...as opposed to that place being here.

So if I have a big announcement, I'll try to post it there. ;)

"Groping her tiny hands?"

Doesn't she look like she's kinda copping a feel there?

The "TG" on her shirt stands for that girl.

Since I missed last Thursday's update, I'm putting up two things this morning. The first one is a still from Disney's Pocahontas. I just had to use this when I reeeaaally noticed what was going on. The second photo today is a bit of artwork I did.  unfortunately, an appendage of hers is rather small. No you perv, it's her hands. For some reason their abnormally tiny, and I didn't notice what I did until it was finished. Side note, I've gotten way better at drawing boobs since this was made, and isn't it weird she doesn't have a pelvis?

Soz about thursday

I have a load of updates, but I just didn't get around to it last Thursday. I'll put that post up between now and next Thursday. Trust me. ;)

Also, the eyemmer movie is being covered in a magazine article. I'll link to it once it's finished. ;D

WTG Zelda with ya' bad self!

"Ain't she just stunning!?"

This is supposed to be Zelda from the famed gaming series you might have heard of. At least this is just my version of her. This drawing is actually cropped from a rejected Offtime. Imagine Link at the other side of the page, holding a pink Triforce symbol. And he says, "Zelda, guess what!"

As you can imagine, that was canned. Partially because if you know some history, pink triangles were the sign gay people had to wear in Hitler's weird world. But mostly because, it wasn't that funny.

NEW VIDEO

Check this out. Yes, it's unnaturalofftime related.

THEY CUT ME!!!!

"If you saw the full version of this, you'd think I was racist."

Though they didn't cut me, I enjoyed my first guest appearance on DJG and CCE's podcast. Watch it here! But in other news, no Offtime yesterday. And instead, this. But the image in combination with my appearance on someone's show, should compensate fairly well.

Thursday's Offtime?

As you know, today a new Offtime would've gone up. Well that's not happening. Because as I've said, I'm out of Offtimes. I do however, have an interesting substitute I can do here. Unfortunately, I can't do that right now. See, my mom dragged me to her job with her. The computer I'm telling all this on doesn't have any of my files. So hopefully, I'll get an update up later today. In lighter news, One of my YouTube pals invited me to guest star on one of his podcasts. Will I take up his offer? I haven't decided yet. I'd ask for your opinions, but I know no one reads this. {:)

"What's on TV?"

I highly recommend checking it out. It's about professional wrestling, and how you could honestly view it sometimes. I'm can't remember how shocked my family must've been when I handed them a drawing of a gay kiss. The things kids think of. Took guts to make it, though. I also admire the general artwork here. I was never very good at drawing kisses, TVs, couches or heads at an angle. Could draw the male body, though...

To this day, I can't watch wrestling unless I'm specifically in the mood or something. It doesn't help knowing it's faker than latex. I really liked it. That's why I made it, and put it up here. ;)

New post tomorrow...

It's me. Coming to you live from (censored), it's unnaturalofftime night live! Wouldn't that be crazy? some sort of live chat on the nights before updates? I'd literally be up all night blogging about pointless crap until 10:00 the next morning. I'd pass out before then and miss the update time. Anyway, I feel like I haven't said anything in a while. I've been thinking about getting a new camera. One that does the visual quality I want, with the price I can handle. Also, check out this link. ;) If it worked, it should've been opened the trailer for my movie. But in a neat little window. Yes, the only reason I made this post was to try that out. Anyway, that's all for tonight. ;|

"Horrific!"

So this Offtime is the second to last Offtime I have in stock. I'd make more, but I'm really occupied with all my other stuff. In good news, SuperMerch™ uploaded it's first new post in 2 months! And Underobs is still going strong. Oh yeah, I kinda have to describe this Offtime a little. There's a reason I waited this long to upload it. Look at it upside down, and you see a horrific scene with blood, and a stick person crying heavily over their bodies. Look at it rightside up, and the entire image resembles a happy face. Or, if you can't imagine that big, look at the head of the crying girl upside down. Her earrings are eyes, her open frown is a smile, and her stub of a nose is the underlip. And you can imagine that her tears are drool. This is probably very dark, but this is the most violent offtime to date, and hopefully not to be surpassed.

Family Guy DYNOMITE! (This vid is so funny)

"Special President Money"

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As I said, Offtime counts are depleting. And because of such, I might start uploading other things on Thursday. But It'll still be worth the tune in!

Today's offtime is almost entirely my idea, the rest of it can be credited to parSec.  The main joke was mine, but it was parsec who decided on which President to go with. I originally wanted James Buchanan for some reason. And the delivery man used to say something much worse, although, I realized that that didn't improve the humor at all.

"For Cheap Amusement!"

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So, I'm very busy. But in a fun way! I making a movie for one of my YouTube friends. Yes, she's just a friend.
But on the bad side, my Offtime collection is depleting. I'll have to start making more, and that's not something I planned on doing. Personally,

I'm really proud of myself. This Offtime used to actually be vulgar, but I figured out a way to change it so it's kiddy safe, (Oddly Appropriate) but still funny! For all of you who must know what it used to say, fine. On the chamber where it says, "The Sitter." It used to say, "Sit n' Screw." An overly crass term for doing nothing. (One of it's uses.)