Your Ex Boyfriend (READ THE FULL POST!)

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So today should be fun, I'm editing a funny Sims vid I can put on my Channel, I'm getting more YouTube friends, and I finally topped 1400 total video views. (And counting of course)

This is another cute Offtime I made. I feel it symbolizes the time when
you leave someone for something new. Someone you know your parents wouldn't approve of. ...Basically, it's like leaving your boyfriend for a black guy. It's always fun for the first few days, then you get tired of it. :D

And should you see your Ex at another point in time, don't say something hurtful, but let them know...you know.

"Utter Cop-out"

I really don't have time to blog on the one, I'm in horrible leg pain so I have to keep moving. That doesn't make much sense does it? Though this Offtime fits the mood of the day, (rushed with no effort)
It was made a good while before this date. It's not even HD!

Getting off...to a good start!

Yesterday, famed writer and musician "parSec," created a Channel.
It's been styled, and he's working on videos for it as we speak.
I just wanted to say something about it here because he helps out with Offtimes & some of my videos.
It's the least I could do.

Go give him some love at his Channel, or just visit his main site. ;)

"The Hottest New Gameshow!" (S)

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This one might qualify as an Offtime, it might not.
It's one both me and parSec made a long time ago. It's about stupid people who seal...important things for money. All the women who saw it of course, felt the need to inform us that female castration is an incredibly painful procedure, and in fact, shouldn't even be called a procedure because it's so barbaric and cruel. But of course after hearing that my reaction was, "Wow, that chick has it comin'!"

"At Least He's Handy"

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I like this one...
Today is gonna be busy for me. I have to make some new videos just so I have them in stock, I need to make some changes on my Channel, and I need to write the next edition of Ian Dialian.
Also, I'm hosting a small competition. Details in the sidebar.

This Offtime was an easy idea. Since I couldn't draw a hand,
I needed to trace my own. It got laughs from everyone I gave it to, but for some reason I still wish I had added more blood...

"Highest Definition Available, 2160p"

As you may or may not know, HD is more than a buzzword, its a way of life. Everything has to 16:9 in order to get some attention. Most of my videos are in that format, and are available in HD. But when I tried uploading this by the totally legal means of 2160p, it backfired, erased what was there, and replaced it with this banner. It still gave me a laugh, so I left it up here. ;)

Also, new look today. I got rid of that strip-club black and replaced it with calming white.

"Like us"

So, this is an HD Offtime. The shaping is different, and in my opinion, it's more recent and up to date! Most of comments are gonna be about those weirdos in the lower right corner. I just went all out to make it the weirdest group of people you've ever seen. I like the guy in the middle who appears to be drooling. Ironically, this comic site has taken a backseat, while the YouTube channel with the same name is my main interest.

"The Most Resonable Offtime Yet"

Okay, now we're making some headway back to the Offtimes that aren't offensive. So unoffensive, that in fact, they might be awkwardly tame. There are a lot more Offtimes out there, and right now I'm just uploading them in order. Recent offtimes have a widescreen format, and are in HD!

But still, I like this one. It's simple, what you see is what you get.
Oh yes, and when I said cutie in that last post, I was referring to the fact that a large number of females in my family found him sexy. Nothing to do with me...

May 4th: True to my word.

If you want to read on past this I understand. Basically, I'm just gonna complain for a little bit. It's getting tougher and tougher to balance my work life with my personal life. (No such personal life) And I have a Channel I'm running, that as far as I know is doing substantially better. I'm gonna try and pool together my Channel and my site here. (Since they both have the same name) But now that that's out of the way, let's talk about today's Offtime.

Just in case none of you knew who these people I was referencing were, Orlando Bloom was that cutie from Pirates of the Caribbean. Where as- and yes I did just say cutie. (I don't know why either) Where as Orlando Brown was the black guy from That's so raven. That might not be too descriptive, there were a lot of black guys on that show. But he played Eddie, her best male friend. I watch too much Disney channel. ;)