Top 5 Dirtiest Offtimes of 2010:

                          Let us start the countdown with this beaut!

#5   Okay, by now you may have figured out what exactly you're looking at. What can I say? It was a different time, a time when I thought that butts were funny in and of themselves. But whenever I read the caption for this, I get a huge grin that I just can't wipe off my face. ;)
                                     

 #4    Just because I put it in the countdown, doesn't mean I didn't like it. Despite what most people may think, there is a difference between dirty, and offensive. This Offtime may not be the best example, but the only reason you're seeing these Offtimes is because at a time, or even currently, we thought it was funny. If it was dirty and wasn't funny, I would've tossed it out. This was the first Risque Offtime I ever made. I was weary about what my editors would think. parSec, loved it. To this day it still cracks him up. His opinion matters to me because for the most part he has a good eye and ear for humor.
As to why I used the A-word, it just didn't have the same sting with the word, "butt"
Oh, yesterday I finally started a Youtube channel.

#3  Yet another one I thought was hilarious. It originally had an alternate captioning, but it was of course inferior to the one I went with. Explaining why I made this one might not be the best for my image. I originally got the idea from another Offtime I made. (one that won't be aired) Women seem to be obsessed with dark chocolate treats. So what if there was a chocolate that just...brought out the worst in them. After some work-through it ended up being what you see here today. Why was there profanity? Well let's face it, there was practically no way for this to end up otherwise. at least it's censored, which is more than I can say possibly for our final contenders.

 #2  I was thinking of HBO's Entourage when I made this. A show that's mostly just Italian guys swearing all the time. About either money, actors, or the Godfather. This makes number two because the swear at the end is more powerful, but it's censored. Entourage isn't entirely like I described it...they might not be Italian.

#1
If it was censored it would've been (TV 14 L), but since it wasn't, it gets promoted to (TV MA). Even though this is a comic, not a show. I again thank parSec for helping me out with all those business names. Ultimately, the entire gag was the new job name. Perhaps it could've spelled out something else, but it didn't. It makes number 1 in the countdown simply because it had the biggest swear and the least censoring.

This concludes the TOP 5 DIRTIEST OFFTIMES OF 2010. ;)
Check back May 4th when Offtime updates resume.
                           

Sunday Annoucment!

When I said Hiatus, I didn't know it would only last a week. I've decided to do something that I never intend to do again in the near future. This Monday through Friday, a new Offtime will be uploaded on the site. That's right, five updates in a row! But it doesn't end there, on Saturday, Supermerch™ will have it's second update this month! That's six updates in a row! I know what you're thinking, "what's the terrible catch you must be hiding?" Well, I guess I gotta tell you at some point. I'm counting down the TOP 5 DIRTIEST OFFTIMES OF 2010! These are the Offtimes I was always weary about airing. The rudest of the rude, the crudest of the crude, and the lewdest of the lewd...of 2010. So instead of pacing myself and uploading them at a regular schedule, I'm tossing them at you for five days this week. I'll put up heavy warnings for the Offtimes that need them, and I'll try to explain why it contained profanity in the first place. What's the second catch? No updates for the rest of April. BRING ON THE SMUT! ;)

Announcement for an announcement

This is in no way a replacement for an Offtime, it's just something cute I whipped up last April and I decided to post it today. Okay, it's really not a replacement for anything. I just really wanted to put something up.

Hope you enjoyed April 1st! (Announcement)

It really is true what they say about April showers. The very first day of April, and it had already rained, there was pollen everywhere, and for some odd reason... nearly everything was covered in bird poop. But on to the announcement. As you know, Spring break is approaching, but what would seem like the best time for my site to bloom, is really the worst. I don't wanna say too much, but for the majority of Spring break, the site is going on a temporary HIATUS. If I can manage to get an Offtime up every other day, I will. But I plan to be very busy for the next month. Think of this as like a season finale or something. SuperMerch™ will have an update or two this month. And I'm working on a new project, but it doesn't premiere until May.
So I need everyone to just hang in there.

Try out the new poll, I added some orange to the color scheme and I want to know what it strikes you as.
 Updates should return around the end of spring break, but definitely before May.

"Yeah, me too."

This may barely qualify as an Offtime, simply because I neglected to put it up with a cover. Assume it's undone, or unfinished. Never to be retouched...
It's a cute gag, and it's Thursday's update. See ya next week! ;)
I'm in a hurry today.